oh my fricking god WHY must i be devoured by wild animals!

haha. according to facebook...this is how ill die. it used to be a tragic and heroic hot air balloon accident, now its this:

Result: Devoured By Wolves

You're not very cautious when it comes to unfamiliar places, and you tend to react fast rather than think things out. That's why you're gonna be wolf meat.

Studies have shown that you're twice as likely to get hit by lightning than get attacked by wolves, so you're a pretty lucky duck. When that pack of wolves starts hunting you down, try throwing rocks at them to ward them off. Don't feed them anything or they might get aggressive when you run out of food. And don't carry around any babies with you. Wolves love eating babies.


and then there's this one: my apparent last words (a completely unrelated quiz mind you)

Result: Hey there, little kitty! What's your name?

You're friendly, docile and sweet. You settle your differences peacefully and you're always available to lend a hand. But sometimes you can be too friendly. Which wouldn't really be a problem, except for the day that bobcat escapes from the zoo.

The good news is, you're going to live a great life. You'll have lots of friends, and all of them would give you the world if you asked for it. Too bad you didn't ask them for a stun gun.